Welcome to the Gossip Column

Your Host & Tutelary Spirit of this Page

Hello, welcome to my page devoted to gossip, rants, tittle-tattle and trivia (or not…). This here chubby guy is The Alien. He’ll be mostly in charge of this section. Anything you have to say/moan about the contents of this page, you take it up with him and his people will talk to my people. (NB. His people speak nothing but Middle Alien and my people are either dead or have migrated to healthier latitudes. Still, if you really must talk…)